#and anyways i just fucking like girls in a gay way šš
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after extensive thought (not finding any men actually attractive) i have concluded that i am in fact a lesbian. if ur wondering how that works w my gender ive decided since i think gender isn't real and i like the people a lesbian would like in a queer way therefore it makes sense for me to call myself a lesbian. also i present pretty fem nowadays anyways so the attachment to womanhood that's assumed with that label isnt like. that much different than when i wear something and i look very obviously like a woman imo. and i feel like thats the label that most accurately captures the group of people im attracted to without like. a lot of extra explanation. and like 80% of the time i call myself queer anyways lol
#this conclusion has taken me 3 actual months#im so not attracted to men that it's kind of funny i thought i was#girl im dating and i went through the lesbian masterdoc yesterday and like#i said yes to like All of the āare u actually attracted to menā questions#yknow the ones that if u agree with them ur probably not attracted to men#also i have like very little desire to even be friends w men let alone fucking. date one#so that's pretty concrete#and then i think im okay w being like. assumed to be a woman (only by people who don't know) so i think im also okay w that label#and anyways i just fucking like girls in a gay way šš#and i feel okay calling the relationship im in rn a lesbian relationship#soooooo#yeah#life update <3#andddd now i can go back to NOT constantly thinking abt my identities lol
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ive had such anā¦. interesting day today š anyway how are you all <3
#ranting in the tags btwws!!!!!#so me and coworker became pretty good friends recently and im more comfortable talkingto her cuz#weāre both lesbians and i dont like talking to men (we work at a gym so its a big male population)#also shes 4 years older than me so to her im like a little kid and shes like an older sister#but my other coworker (my manager) talked to her thinking that i had a crush on her and that she was ENCOURAGING my crush#I DO NOT LIKE THIS GIRL BTW !!!! like weāre genuinely just friends and its so annoying cuz#ive worked here for a few months now and im finally kinda coming out my shell and being comfortable with my coworkers#and people are only like recently finding out im gay (u could probably tell tho i have gay face badā¦š)#so it just gives they only think i like her cuz im gay and like any girl that i interact with#and apparently i look at her a certain way that gives i have a crushā¦ MIND U THIS PERSON HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE#IF I HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE SO IM CONFUSED???#also generally speaking i really hate being accused of liking someone especially when i DONT like them because why would you even think that#especially being gay people just assume i like every girl i interact with FUCK OFFFFF#anyway. i didnāt mean to rant like that but yeah#kiwi talks ā¦ā”įµįµ
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Yall don't know how hard God was testing me today at work šš
Bootleg FGM was trying to string up wire for the new sign holder line in basics and he was right by me right? He starts getting the wire twisted and in a sing song voice he goes "why are you not straight?! Whyyy are youuu not! Straight!? Why're you not straight?"
And it took EVERYTHING in me to not out myself for the joke šššš I wanted to go "well for one, I'm bi." SO BAD AGSGDGGDGDGS I was just standing there folding shirts like š¤š¤š¤
#marquilla#i wanted to make a 'i cant do anything straight im gay!' joke SO BAD too ššš#but if im gonna out myself at work it's sure as fuck not gonna be to management agdgdgdggdgd#not that i think theyd treat me different (i mean the one lady manager is openly bi and there's a flamboyant gay man in the cafe so it's not#like taboo) i just dont wanna out myself at a place where several coworkers are anti trans and some are homophobic#one is very bi-phobic bc i remember her bitching to RC ab this bi girl we used to work with and she said (mine you its not even 6am on a#weekday. unprovoked.) like 'does she wake up one day wanting to suck dick and the next wanting to eat coochie?!'#and im standing there thinking 'i mean maybe?? idk her preference and sometimes for me it fluxuates more like through periods of#preferring one gender over others/then swapping but also some days it's a 'why not both?' situation and SOMETIMES it's a#'why not both TOGETHER' situation man like does it matter??#i think what triggered it was the girl broke up with her girlfriend who shed been talking ab for weeks and had begun dating a man#who she then would not shut up ab. but also that coworker is suuuuper racist at least towards black WOMEN idr if she#acts that way around/with black men but a racist is a racist no matter who they pick and choose to hate#anyway i know a lot of coworkers are not lgbt friendly and i dont want to create any animosity/draw a target on my back at work#like if they find out they find out but i aint strutting my stuff yknow? like with family it's like id prefer you not know but if you know#you know so whatever#work talk
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HIII Iām kinda shy since its my first ask and ur my favourite writer here >.<
Can i ask for tattoo artist yujin and reader that wants to get tattoo? And Yujin gets turned on when reader makes noises during the tattooing sessionš«, then they fuck afterwards or during its up to you hehe, please feel free to change my plot too if you think it makes it even better š„µ
hiii!! nooo don't be shy to interacttt, you're so sweet!š„°š also fellow ive writer AND yujin bias?!! twin ššš
it was hard to believe for everyone when yujin decided to be a tattoo artist bcs this girl is so unbelievably clumsy!! every time she gets a new client, her housemates (our independent girl has her little parlor in her and her housemates' garage) are always there on standby just in case she fucks up š but somehow she never does! and when yujinnie gets you as her clientāpretty girl with the pretty eyes and pretty smileāshe was extra careful! not only bcs it was ur first time getting a tattoo but also bcs... well, yujin is gay as fuck and didn't want to hurt such a cute girl like you! š¤
every time you wince sheād be like āoh iām sorry! š£ā but the more it happens, the more she gets so turned on by how cute you soundedā¦ esp when she sees how embarrassed you get bcs you thought you were being so sensitive š but the time she finished working on you, she was a 100% sure she wanted to fuck you before you left the garage š«¢ she knew you were hella into her too! what with how you couldnāt hold a proper conversation or eye contact before you even got on the chair, how you blushed horribly whenever yujin flirted to lighten up the mood during the session, and how you didnāt question it at all when yujin had a hand on your thigh while she instructed you on how to take care of your fresh tattoo after the sessionā¦
exactly how you ended up with your legs spread wide on her bed with her head buried deep in between your thighs making you see the stars with her tongue will forever be unknownā¦ but you didnāt fucking complain of course š¤ scratching at her tattooed forearm that made sure your legs were wide open for her, screaming her name so beautifully when she flicks your clit with her tongue, having to grab a fistful of her hair with your newly-tattooed hand to push her closer and practically ride her face until you came and made a mess.. but yujin wouldnāt have had it any other way! š
then jokes about you being āsuch a good girlā that she didnāt need you to pay up at all, but you still did anyway! and ofc yujin asks you to come back not to get another tattoo but bcs her ass is actually down horrendous and needs help getting up in the form of a proper date š„°
#ive smut#ive x reader#ive x fem reader#ive imagines#ive scenarios#girl group smut#girl group x reader#girl group imagines#girl group scenarios#girl group x fem reader#ahn yujin smut#ahn yujin x reader#ahn yujin x fem reader#ahn yujin scenarios#ahn yujin imagines#yujin smut#yujin x reader#yujin x fem reader#yujin imagines#yujin scenarios#kpop smut
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love love love your writinggggg!!! seriously!
if i could request something, i'd love a soft sevika helping a lonely and touch starved reader? maybe reader is her friend and her friend opens up and stuff goes downš
i love youuuuuu!!!! this is sooo cute š
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"touch starved?" sevika asks. "what's that?"
you invited your best friend over for take out and gossip, and now, three hours into eating and drinking and catching up, your conversation's gotten deep.
you shrug. "like, y'know, not being touched enough. people are supposed to touch and hold and cuddle each other, like evolutionary-- it calms us down and keeps us healthy. but, if you're, like me... single, living alone, family's not all that touchy feely... i dunno. i just feel like a really nice hug could, like, fix everything in me."
it's quiet. you know sevika won't judge you, you've known her long enough to know better than to expect that. you anticipate maybe a tease, or an encouragement to accompany her to the bars she meets girls at to try and find you somebody too.
you don't expect the upset, almost sad look on her face.
"sev?" you ask.
"sorry. i was just trying to remember the last time i had a hug." she says, shaking her contemplative look away. your heart shatters and you pout at your best friend. she chuckles. "don't give me that look, you're just as pathetic as me!"
"it's not pathetic, it's way too common nowadays." you laugh, smacking sevika's shoulder.
but, when you bring your hand back to your side of the couch, sevika reaches out and grabs it, intertwining her fingers with yours.
you gulp, and your heartbeat skyrockets.
it's not just your touch-starved-ness that's got you flustered. you've been crushing on sevika since you've known her. it's why you've avoided touching your best friend so much in the first place-- your brain just short circuits when you touch her.
"why don't we just hug each other?" sevika whispers. you blink up from her hands to look her in the eye, shocked to see sevika looking just as unsteady as you feel.
you take a shaky breath and look down at your hands. you can't lie. sevika will see right through you.
"honestly? i think if i hugged you i'd never let go."
sevika chuckles. "is that so bad?" she asks. you huff.
"yes! sevika, i'm trying so hard not to make things weird between us and-- and a hug would make my feelings way too fucking loud to ignore."
it's silent. sevika's grip on your hand is like steel, you couldn't run away if you wanted to. you don't. her wide, vulnerable eyes have you pinned to the couch anyways.
"...i didn't know you felt like that about me."
"yeah, well..."
sevika launches forward and pins you to the mattress, laying flat on top of you. you squawk, squirming underneath her as you try to free yourself. she just goes boneless, waiting for you to finish fighting. "sevika!" you cry.
"i feel like that about you, too." she whispers. you give up your fight, melting into the couch beneath you. "if i had known, i'd've been all over you this whole fucking time."
"...oh." you giggle.
you can feel the curve of sevika's smile against your throat, and a shiver shoots down your spine. "were you serious about never letting go of me?" she asks.
"yes."
she kisses your cheek, and you shiver again. "good. i'm not lettin' go of you either."
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Outsiders shit. Some modern some not idfk
These are all like. The most crack-filled hcs ever, please excuse my brain šš½šš½ if these donāt make sense to you, tell me
- dally is so headstrong that the moment someone bets he canāt do something, he does it
- the gang takes advantage of this
- (this is a method I use on my younger siblings šš)
- dally can walk in heels
- also two bit. Like scarily well. His sister is amazed.
- pony calls people whore
- Johnny calls people thot
- they say these to each other on a regular basis.
- also hoe
- uhhh where was I
- something something gay something something 70s 80s smth pony and Johnny because Johnny never died frfr no cap
- Johnny: āI canāt believe yall vape smhā
- also Johnny: *pulls out a cigarette for each hand*
- pony does the same thing
- twobit and Marcia are either gay-lesbian solidarity or theyāre dating, no in between
- if theyāre gay, theyāre a beard couple just like āwe pretend to date, they canāt catch onā āI like the way you think, womanā
- ily twobit matthews. Thatās all.
- twobit and Marcia are actually both Hispanic, its canon trust I was there
- dally types āwomen āļøā in instagram comment sections
- also āitās bc Iām a man isnāt itā
- (ty V on discord for that second one šš½šš½)
- cherry and dally argue on twitter
- a lot
- dally spams cherry and then she absolutely COOKS this pathetic rat man
- dally blocks cherry, doesnāt talk to her for a while, then eventually forgets and unblocks her to harass the poor girl again
- cherry doesnāt realize blocking is a thing, but she complains to marcia and marcia shows her how to block Dallas
- dally, two bit, and Steve are all hopelessly addicted to twitter
- like itās really fucking bad
- someone get these mfs off the internet
- dally therapy
- now
- right fucking now
- cherry valance and ponyboy bisexual man/bisexual woman solidarity
- they are besties
- nothing more nothing less
- change my mind
- (you cant)
- marcia āgood luck babeā by Chappell roan
- pony autism
- Johnny audhd
- Darry autism
- soda audhd or just adhd
- I saw someone say dally ocd once and I like it so
- dally ocd
- twobit adhd
- Steve adhd
- everyone trauma :D
- when johnny actually lived after the fire bc thats what actually happened actually fr, he left his parents because he realized they didnāt love him (pulling from the āI donāt wanna see herā scene for this)
- he stays with the curtis boys most of if not all the time
- if soda and Darry are gone, pony will grab Johnny and theyāll sleep together
- not in a weird way you freaks
- pony just genuinely cannot sleep
- I may or may not be influenced by fics Iāve readā¦
- soda saw them one night when he got home late and was like āā¦queers?ā
- he stays out a bit later than usual now, often found sleeping in another room
- Darry actually supports more than pony thought, when he comes out, Darry is like a pride parade mom frfr
- kinda lowkey overbearing with it
- ily Darrel curtis
- soda is the typa guy to genuinely not understand lgbtq+ but supports anyways
- sodas the typa guy to be asked what his pronouns are and say ājust he/him. Wish I had smth more interesting, but Iām just a guy :Dā
- on the other end of that, soda and Steve are gay
- everyone is gay
- all of them
- so very fucking gay
Im done yapping for now, im so sorry for anyone that sees this
#the language might be offensive oopsies#add if you want#clarity speaks#outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders#the outsiders dally#the outsiders johnny#the outsiders ponyboy#ponyboy#ponyboy curtis#ponyboy michael curtis#johnnycakes#johnny cade#johnnyboy#steve randle#stevepop#sodapop#sodapop curtis#sodapop patrick curtis#dallas winston#darry curtis#two bit mathews#cherry valance#marcia the outsiders#the greasers#the socs#outsiders headcanons#the outsiders modern au
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THE GISELLE THOUGHTS ??? I am going crazy giselle does not get appreciated enough and her thighssss, plsss write a longer fic where she corrupts reader and makes her ride her thighs? šāāļø
notes: readers a virgin and aeris a little bit of a pervy creep.. also this is like almost noncon? ATP this is a full fic like oopsies my bad- i meant for it to be an imagine but i got carried away
cw: dubcon, corruption kink (hope i did it well š), innocent!reader, thigh riding š¤¤
manā¦ it was 3am and you were bored as hell. like bored as fawk ://
the last days of summer vacation had you exhausted even though you really didnāt do much. and lord were you tired from wellā¦ being tired. your best chances of getting rid of your boredom was to contact someone, yet no one you liked was online. just a couple of people you knew from class because of a project and that was about itā¦ thats so fucking boring š
sitting up and thinking in your emptied and rotting brain, you pace around your room wondering what you should do. like if it was some miracle, your friend, bestest friend- aeri was online.
opening up your dms you find that she beat you to it- her messages appearing as soon as you opened the app.
NOW, you were excited as hell. not seeing aeri in ages bc of college and whatnot, you felt your heart skip a beat because of some short message she sent. oh you gay ass- anyways, you get to see her again and you couldnāt contain you excitement. now if you had a dog tail it would be wagging so hard rn.. yes, you were that excited to see her.
after a while she pulled up in your driveway like the hot ass bitch she was, yeah sunglasses on even though it was almost pitch black outside (she actually put them on before she saw you open the door) she wore a white baggy tshirt on and some shorts and that was it. it was hot all day and the cool night breeze really helped with that āyou just gonna stand there? orā¦ are you gonna come insideā
āyou gonna let me have the aux?ā she giggles at you, nodding as you duck your head to get inside her car.
the sky was pretty, the view was gorgeous and even she looked stunning, the moonlight highlighting her sideprofile,,, lawd have mercy she was so ethereal.
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throughout the entire journey you were pouring your whole soul out to girls generation songs,, i mean fr, you were belting out the notes like mariah carey- it was that serious for you š and aeri yet looked at you with fondness in her eyesā¦ funnily ļæ¼enough you looked like a hot mess in front of her. a thrown on tshirt and some shorts you found on the floor bc she came around too early,, way too early, she looked at you as if you were the prettiest mf ever, a slight blush on her face. aeri thanked all things holy that it was dark outiside, she thought that you would notice her blushing at you and your silly antics- even though you were a little dense that you would never think that your bestie was thinking of so many nasty things.
you didnāt realise it, but she had her hand resting on the top of your thigh, massaging your flesh ever so lightly, however your dumbass was too occupied with gee (STREAM GEE BY GIRLS GENERATION) aeri could feel her face heat up, she knew touching you like this was so wrong, but when would she ever get the chance to touch you ever again? the way you werenāt even paying attention made her think she could get away with it. she couldnāt help the way she thought of youļæ¼, ļæ¼you looked so damn pretty and she had to ravish you.
all of a sudden the car jerkedā¦ then stopped in the middle of fuckass no where.
āaeri?ā
āweāre here-ā she huffs
āi canāt see anything?ā
ādonāt worry youāre pretty little head about it, just come out. the view is actually nice hereā but she knew she was lying. getting you out of the car was one thing, shoving you into the back seat was another- as soon as you were thrown into the back, aeri had also placed herself on the seat next to you, the corner of her lips tugging up ever so slightly ādonāt be scared justā¦ come hereā pulling you closer by the front of your shirt.
aeri was strong as fuck- like she was strong STRONG using her bigass hands to pull you in by the waistā¦ šµāš« why exactly did she lock the car with you and her in the back? was she planning to murder you or something? is that why she called you out so early in the night? all these questions kept circling around in your head, you couldnāt exactly understand her intentions and you were scared to death.
a cold sweat ran down your temple, ohhh you thought you were fuckedā¦ but now sheās moving you onto her lap? your face meeting hers, her hot breath hitting your neck when she nuzzles into the crook of it āaeriā¦?ā a painfully slow hand caresses your hips. shaking, no, shuddering in her grasp, you felt terrified and confused as her hands wondered across your hips to your bare back āyou donāt know how long iāve been waiting for thisā¦ just you and meā her voice low and raspy. her hands rested back down onto your hips, squeezing them in a way that made your stomach coil.
āi-i donāt get what youāre doing.. let me go aeriā frantically looking around to see if there was any escape, to your misfortune there were none and you were utterly fucked. the grip on your hips became stronger- clearly she didnāt want you to leave ālet me go!! aeri pleaseā she felt mean,, seeing you so vulnerable and weak, yet that didnāt stop her. firmly holding you, she moves your hips back and forth across her thighs, eliciting a squeek from you.
āwhat was that?ā a chuckle from her
āwhatās so funny? aeri, youāre so fucked upā
another chuckle.
innocentā¦ aeri had the strongest urge to completely destroy your innocence.
again she rocked your hips, this time pressing you down on her thighs harder āa-ahā¦ feels funnyā you couldnāt explain it, but there was this weird heat between your legs whenever she moved you against her. it felt alien, yet you didnāt deny that it felt sort of felt good.
despite your pleas she continued to make you ride her. you were an emotional wreck, you felt so fucking scared but at the same time you felt ecstatic. tears fell from your eyes and stained her shirt yet she kept going and going, going so far until you began rocking your hips yourself.
eventually you were fucking yourself on her thighs all by yourself. aeri noticed that and laughed, taking her hands off of your hips and wrapping them around your waist āh-huhā¦ whyād you let go?ā
āenjoying yourself? thought you were begging me to stopā¦ or did you secretly want me to do this to youā
she stopped you with another firm grip
ādo you want to feel good?ā you nod embarrassingly, it felt goodā¦ and you wanted more of it, although you didnāt know why it felt like electricity lit your body up.
āmmm..ā
āmove on your own thenā oh the embarassment, the humiliation. you were so innocent that you didnāt know how to move by yourself. aeri had to guide you bc you were sooo clueless, yet here she is telling you to do it on your own while she watches you crumble.
āi donāt know howā¦ā
āfigure it out.. you want to feel good right? just move your hips like you did earlierā and you do, moving in slow circles as the fabric on your soaked panties hits your clit in the best way possible.
watching you with a keen eye, aeri felt aroused by you. your innocence slowly fading away with each moan and each thrust, seeing how you pressed your body closer to hers unconsciously and how the way your eyes glistened from the tears you previously shed. you looked like a hot mess and she was glad she contributed to it.
your movements became faster and sloppier, your sighing turned into whimpers and eventually into moans. an unfamiliar tightening in your stomach formed āmmm.. ah- aeri? aeriā¦ coming.. feels like somethings comingā
you stopped abruptly, you felt something rush head to toe, making you scream out aeriās name. arching your back into aeris embrace.
after a while you calmed down, coming back to reality and shit- aeri just looked at you with a huge grin and hoisted you off of her. eyeing the mess you made on her legs you, again, panic. this time it was more out of concern rather than fear āiām sorry i didnāt mean to wet myse-ā
āitās not pee dumbass, you came- anyways, did it feel good?ā
āitās not pee?? and what??? alsoā¦ yeah it felt goodā¦ā
itās safe to say aeri drove you home. you blacking out from waisting your energy on getting yourself off- and because sheās ur bestie she has spare keys to your door. princess carrying you into your bed and making herself comfy in it as well. you and her slept for the god knows how long.
i mean moral of the story let your bestie fuck you i guess idk.. sorry if it seems rushed </33
#kaye: imagines!!#aespa smut#aespa giselle smut#giselle smut#aespa x fem reader smut#aespa x reader smut#kpop smut#girl group smut#kpop girl group smut
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hi !! omg people acc simp for shidou š/j anyway you and shidouās relationship would be so chaotic i think š i feel like you guys are that one couple breaking up over the smallest things, and even as exes yall still have no idea what āno contactā means. like, yall would be less than two weeks into the break up and shidouās already calling your line asking you to link š¤¦āāļø at first you always say no, but unfortunately youāre gonna give up sooner or later š§āāļø idk itās just smth about the way he calls you cute nicknames ig š
Q5 ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ WHAT DO OTHERS THINK ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ?
EVERONE thinks you guys are toxic. or a dangerous match. or both. saeās waiting for the moment you realize this man has been gay all along (dw girl you never will ! but he definitely swings in more than one way.) anyway, every week you two are breaking up over the dumbest shit and your girl friends are TIRED of hearing it. everyday itās āoh i broke up with him cuz he was liking some bitchās postsā and then the next day itās ānevermind guys weāre back together again.ā safe to say your girls are sick and tired. truth is, you and shidou simply cannot stay away from each other. no matter how intense your fights get you always find a way back to one another, and ngl your mates (and shidouās) are tired of it.
charles doesnāt take yall seriously either. he loves you actually, youāre his favorite ex of shidou (or girlfriend, depends on which day of the week it is) but even he doesnāt entertain shidouās rants about you anymore. he used to LOVE the gossip, but now he just rolls his eyes.
āyall will be back together by tuesday, give it a rest gang.ā
Q12 ā WHAT DO THEY NOT LIKE ABOUT YOU ?
your trust issues (which are 100% not your fault btw!!) you were actually really trusting initially, always giving shidou the benefit of the doubt. but shidou got an inch and took a mile. heās never actually cheated, but you always catch him in some girlās likes or tiktok comments saying ālemme eypā šš GIRL IM SO SORRY but like this is shidou š also heās definitely the kind of guy who reposts hot girls on his fyp i fear š anyways once u confronted him abt all that it stopped, but you occasionally catch him in a girlās likes from time to time. stuff like that is usually the cause of your fights, and itās lead to you not trusting him. youāre skeptical about nearly everything he says and does and you NEVER cut him slack. you stand on business (sometimes). if he pisses you off he gets a good scolding followed by silence. no contact at all. but after a while you unfortunately miss your ex and find your way back š
honestly, i donāt think shidou does any of the stuff he does to be unfaithful or weird. i genuinely think heās just been single for a long time and so his every media is just saturated with inappropriate pics of women š you open his insta and his discovery pages is filled with bikini models and only fans promoters. sometimes he absentmindedly likes a few. if shidou were to reset his tiktok and insta trust me youāll never catch him in anybodyās likes ever again. fuck is he looking for with randoms on the internet when heās got you ?
Q13 ā WHAT DO THEY LOVE MOST ABOUT YOU ?
how assertive you are. he finds it irresistibly hot when you tell him no. shidouās no stranger to easy girls. back when he was still single, he had a whole roster of pretty girls whoād do anything he asked. but youāre different; you live by your own rules, you see shidou when itās convenient for you, when you feel like it. sometimes, depending on your mood you treat him like he doesnāt even exist and heaven knows it drives him crazy. heās not used to having a girl who treats him like an option and damn does it make him worship you. youāre kinda like sae in that aspect actually, and heās every bit as obsessed with you as he is with the red head.
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Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:
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People truly underestimate exyblr's ability to create a whole ass human out of nothing. you give us their place of origin, their position, their size, and maybe one fact about their life and BOOM a whole ass human.
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jean moreau? im pretty sure no one has ever even heard him SPEAK but we know:
he's french. he's tall. he's a backliner. he doesn't talk to the press. he's perfect court but transferred from EAU to USC (which is literally the hugest change possible)
bing bang BOOM he is bitchy but quiet (probably raises his eyebrow in disdain a lot), a sturdy presence that is a little unsure of his place in the world but hides it behind bitchy comments who always strives to be better on and off the court.
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and he's gay
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and he's gay
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š§ goalie-stan
call me matt boyd the way i look at dan wilds like she hung the moon and stars
#god......Dan please.....end my suffering......
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#it ain't happening sweetheart SHE'S NEVER GONNA TOP YOU
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do you ever want to squidge someone's cheeks SO BAD but you know they'd murder you for even thinking it
š¦ dilf-wymack
is this about andrew minyard
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isn't everything
#just assume everything i say is about andrew minyard
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icarus once flew
Fandom: Exy RPF
Pairing: Kevin Day/Andrew Minyard
Rating: E
Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friends With Benefits
Word count: 59k
Summary: He'd done this before with teammates, and it hadn't affected anything; there was no reason this should be any different, so it wasn't different. But here on the bathroom floor, hugging his knees to his chest, Kevin could admit to himself that it was different than anything he'd done with teammates in the past.
It was different, because none of those teammates were Andrew.
#kevin day #andrew minyard #0203 #kandrew #psu #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec #explicit #friends with benefits #angst #hurt/comfort
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ran into jeremy knox on campus and that girl was literally bouncing on his toes, what the fuck kinda -
#hated it btw #way too depressed for her rn
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Imaaaaagine....... it's your first date with riko moriyama. He takes you to red lobster, you're allergic to lobster but he orders it for you anyway. You die
#exy #imagine #riko moriyama #esu #once again this is a JOKE
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#all for the game#aftg#the sunshine court#tsc#kevin day#jeremy knox#jean moreau#andrew minyard#matt boyd#dan wilds#kandrew#exyblr#unreality#where's that anon who told me to stop making these#this one's for u#and to make it better i'm posting it at noon on a wednesday so it will get less than 20 notes#2 homies that find these amusing come and get yall juice
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Arcane is over (š) and I have some criticisms so here are my lists of who Won and who Lost in no particular order
LOST SEASON 2
1. Isha
Literally wasn't even mentioned after she died, like wtf was that
We couldn't have a memorial or anything? Come on
Her sacrifice was ultimately meaningless because Warwick got brought back anyway
2. Sevika
Didn't get a single line through all of Act 3
Where is my wife
At least she didn't die?
3. The entire Undercity, to be honest
Where did the independence thread go
Giving Sevika a council seat wasn't enough
I don't like that so many of them had to fight in Enforcer uniforms, that felt wrong
That was the MAIN CONFLICT for most of the show. It felt so weird to gloss over it at the end
4. Vander/Warwick
Gonna be real I wasn't super crazy about most of his presence here, I don't feel like it actually contributed much to anyone's development, except MAYBE Viktor's
We would not have lost anything if they didn't have the flashback scene with their mom
Super didn't like Jinx's ending as it pertained to him
5. Jinx
Hey I super don't like that every character who had a moment of suicide ideation or attempt ended up dead or "dead"
I don't like the way she "died" it didn't feel earned
I don't feel like the ending she got aligned well with her character at all. She spiraled and then just. stayed at the bottom of the spiral :(
They put a TON of family stuff in act 1 and 2 that didn't get resolution in 3
I think they kinda did my girl dirty I'm sorry
6. Loris
Clearly would have had more of a role if they didn't have to cut him for time
NEITHER WON NOR LOST SEASON 2
1. Vi
I want to say she won because she got to bang her cop girlfriend in a prison cell and the sex scene was good as hell but
She also was just taking massive L's the whole time
Like it never felt like she ever had any real wins other than that and that bummed me out
Didn't get enough time to be a dumbfuck with Jayce :(
Caitlyn
Didn't get enough proper resolution for her wonderful fascist arc
She felt a little dropped in Act 3 as well
Glad she got that Vussy tho, good for her
And I did like the vs Ambessa fight, that was also good
I honestly feel like Viktor and Jayce's romance was written better than her and Vi's, and as a gay woman who is constantly watching mlm relationships get so much more attention, it rubs me the wrong way
WON SEASON 2
1. Viktor (OBVIOUSLY)
The fucked up robot army. The religious imagery. The body horror. His robot alien design is scary as fuck. Absolutely incredible work
Got to be taller and stronger than Jayce hooray
They're canon. That was the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life
I do wish they had spent more time overall fleshing out more of the disability commentary, I feel like it was a little lacking in the end
Nevertheless BEAUTIFUL and HORRIFYING and TRAGIC
2. Jayce
See above
Yeah he also got to be a big hero and got to be resolved really well
Did NOT see his death coming that was crazy
They Magnus 200'd his ass, damn
He chose Viktor over everything I'm emo
They made a heart when they touched their foreheads together fuck OFF
3. Heimerdinger
Literally just living his best life
Love that he didn't tell Ekko he can't die, he just let the poor boy think he got fuckin atomized, king shit, that's hilarious
I would have stayed in that universe too tbh
4. Ambessa
The single tear over Kino. Her love for her children at direct odds with her need for control. Her arc was explored so well
Died a warrior's death at the hands of her brilliant daughter, I know that's how she would have wanted to go
Also was very hot in every scene. Good for her (and good for me)
She just got a lot of love from the writers and I'm very happy to see that effort put into an older Black woman character
5. Mel
Speaking of gorgeous Black women
I was so worried she was going to get dropped but her ending was SO good
Her glow up with the gold is fantastic, she looks amazing in the white hood
Love that they gave her abilities that would inherently change her priorities AND gave her the throne of Noxus, I have high hopes that she'll be prominent in another show in the future
They made her such a powerful badass but still let her be merciful and forgiving. Absolutely amazing. She is the wolf
6. Ekko (?)
On the fence about him
LOVED the au scene. Perfect
And I loved that our boy savior got to be the one that set off the bomb that stopped Viktor
But he was kind of dropped otherwise? Like what happened with his tree?
Generally wish he had more development and screentime in this season
But I'm happy he was so pivotal to the climax
AND I'm happy he got to kiss Powder. He and Jinx would never have worked out
7. Maddie
Haha I never liked you. Get fucked you horrible little bootlicker. Typical cop
8. Singed
How come YOU get everything you want?
Fuck you.
Basically all my criticisms boil down to it feeling rushed overall. It's clear that they intended to have more time, and that breaks my heart. We all know Netflix's reputation for cancelling stuff out of the blue, and I've heard that maybe certain parties were unhappy with the depictions of gay romance and realistic social revolution. Whatever the reasons, I wish they had a third season, because I think they could have solved every problem I have with it. Regardless, it's an incredible work of art and very likely one of if not THE best animated series ever made.
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ACT 3!!
I can't believe it's over :((
This is probably more analysis than the other ones I've done lol, spoilers below :o
ā ā āāāā Ā”! ā¢ !Ā” āāāā ā ā
AHHHHH so sad, I loved it sm
AND WE GOT MORE EKKO!!! FINALLY!!!!
Timebomb!!! I don't ship it a lot, I prefer them platonically icl but it was sooo cute! (the au has won me over though lol but I personally still think in the main timeline they wouldn't be together, maybe Ekko has a crush on her but I hc Jinx as either aroace or just not in a place to be interested in romance)
I think they should've given us a couple extra episodes because him and Heimerdinger, Mel and the whole Jayce Viktor story did not get enough screen time imo, could've done with a bit more interaction idk
THE RECORD BEING JINX AND EKKO NOT VI!!
Claggor glancing at Mylo, now I may be projecting but that was NOT subtleš¤Øš¤Øšš³ļøāšš³ļøāš
HEIMERDINGER STAYED BEHIND!! NOOOOOO. he was such a silly guy I was very sad
Cait being like "who decides who gets a second chance" like it wasn't her busting Vi out of jail like 6 months prior
JINX SHE WAS SO BROKENššššMY POOR LASS
lowkey wish we'd got to see her go absolutely batshit over Isha's death but I get the direction they went in (or just been able to see more of their reaction and recovery from her death in general)(because that shit was glossed over)
Vi being so upset and destroyed about Jinx, saying she shouldn't have done this and then Cait going mf I practically engineered this whole encounterššš
CAITVI IS A GO!!! I REPEAT CAITVI IS A GO!!!! HHHHHHGHHHHHGGG THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE!! I really love how the scene played out
VI'S "Cait I don't FUCKING CARE" just marry her already (ngl not the way I thought that confession would go but I'm glad it was pretty happy)
MEL!!!! I love her character design smmmm it keeps getting better and betterš¤©š¤©š¤©she needed more time and practice with her powers though I think they rushed that a bit.
HE REALLY WAS THE BOY SAVIOUR!!!!! COMING IN CLUTCH THERE AT THE END
JAYCE. VIKTOR. YOU GAY MFSS LMAO (platonic or romantic they are so in love) I also think they rushed their whole story because both of them were suddenly like "oh yeah besties againāØāØ" and I wanted a bit more story there but THEY STARTED IT TOGETHER AND THEY ENDED IT TOGETHERš„²š„²(they basically saved Piltover with the power of friendship)
JINX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm not okayš I know it's what she wanted, really, but it felt so flat idk I wish she'd lived and come to terms with every (also I love her and she needs to come back so that's probably why I didn't like it too lmaoo)(ik she fell like a hundred stories or whatever and canon divergence is a thing but my girl is a big part in LoL so maybeeeeee????)(I'm once again in denial....)
ALSOOO CAIT WAS LOOKING AT THE BLUEPRINTS FOR THE HEXGATE AND HAD JINX'S BOMB SO I WILL STAY UNDER MY LITTLE DENIAL ROCK THANKYOU VERY MUCH
Honourable mentions:
Heimerdinger being like "you sure it's 4 seconds???" and Ekko just like ā¢_ā¢ "mmmhm yep definitely" poor guy was TRAUMATISEDšššit was so funny to me
All the outfits in ep 7, I loved them! ALSO THE DANCE SCENE!! SO SWEET
LEST!! I wanted to see more of her she was so cool!
The blue haired woman who died:(( rip to a queen
And the guy who took over manning the hex gunš«”
Maddie, ngl I wasn't expecting her to betray Cait but it was unsurprising really, I would've loved to see what she'd make of the aftermath and better terms the city's are on but it was also a very dramatic moment for Mel and I liked the twist lol.
FIRELIGHTS(EKKO) FIGHTING TOGETHER WITH JINX!!!! AYYY
Just the whole union of Piltover and Zuan in the fight against Ambessa and the Herald(I wanted more build up for that too tbh but anyway)
VIKTOR GOING THROUGH ALL THE TIMELINES TO FIX IT AND IT BEING JAYCE!!!
The sweet little Cait and Vi scene at the endš„¹
My mum who's been subjected to all of S2 and her main comment at the end was "I'm still a bit confused" ššššššš
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane jinx#arcane vi#caitvi#arcane caitlyn#mel medarda#arcane jayce#jayvik#viktor arcane#ekko arcane
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intro post <3
don't mind me editing this like every single day lol
my dm's and askbox is always open if u want to talk <3
anons are welcome too <3
also if u want to make new friends i am right here pls say hi im fucking lonelyš
anyways
BELOVED MOOTS <33333 (everyone is tagging them and this is fun)
this in no particular order just whoever pops up on my dash or smth idk. not every moots just the ones i actually know lol. ok so
@im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon THEY'RE AMAZING LOVE THEM SM IF U DON'T FUCK OFF BECAUSE OMG KJHLGJKFJHLKYFJHKJGL
@ma-lan13 HELP MY BESTIE IRL GOT TUMBLR OMG OMG. AND SHES ACTUALLY USING IT WTF?????? ANYWAYS SHES THE BEST <333
@bloophasarrived SHE'S THE SWEETEST AND SO WONDERFUL. HER PERSONALITY SPARKLES AND OMG SHE'S SO FUN AHHH
@marylily-my-beloved I LOVE HERRR WE HAVE THE BEST CONVERSATIONS. SO NICE AND EASY TO TALK TO. AND WHY DOES SHE KNOW ME SO WELL <3333
@im-just-here4853 my vent buddy omg we just vent to each other i love her so much idk what i would do without her <33
@im-on-crack-send-help TWINNING IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING. SAME MUSIC TASTE. SAME TASTE IN FOOD. IN DRINKS. IN THE WAY WE THINK. WTF. ANYWAYS SHE'S MY POOKIE I LOVE HER <333
@the-gay-skeleton-in-ur-closet THEY'RE THE BEST OMGGGGG and they're nice and cool and shit <333333 i'm quoting myself it's fine AND LIKE SO NICE AND GOOFY AND EVERYTHING OMG
@cubemagnet somene i met on a random post and now we occasionally team up to correct grammar lol š¤š¤š¤ anyways she's amazing :D and everything she says is so iconic like isjflsrijglruhglsuglijrsg
@book-girl4eva SHE'S AMAZINGGGGG. IT'S SO EASY TO GOOF AROUND W HER I LOVE IT. SHE ALWAYS SLAYS SO HARD. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER SLAYS. idk if you'll see this but this is for u pookie <3
@mil-pinterest-sss-here-i-am ??? questioning why we're moots. but he's literally so nice. literally will be my therapist and help me w maths because that shit is impossible š
@dandelionflowery omg literally so kind and everything all the time. so fun fun reading their fics and doing shit together omg
@sweetwarmcookies16 OMG RIJGDJFGIJFGIF THE BEST I LOVE PLAYING GAMES TOGETHER AND TALKING AND EVERYTHING. ALSO AN AMAZING WRITER
idk brain isnt braining ill add ppl as i go along
moodboards made by my lovely lovely moots <3
so far i only have one here cause i forgot to link the previous ones whoops ššš
about me
i'm ari. she/her. nicknames welcome. go wild. dude/bro/girl/literally anything is also fine. i use 'lol' and '<3' too much. minor. literally the biggest procrastinator and so disorganised i dare u to find someone worse than me. i'm indian but i live in australia. bengali/north indian idk. band kid :D my pinterest is here. PLEASE DM ME IF U WANT TO. I NEED FRIENDS. IM AWKWARD AND BAD AT MAKING CONVERSATION BUT STILL PLS ššš
personality/star sign or whatever
according to the mbti test here i am an istp-t. i am also a cancer. i found out my sun, moon and rising signs and the marauders version and i wrote it down and lost it so then i redid it and i lost it again so i can't bother at this point someone help me :(
time zone
Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST) i think?? SUCK ON THAT AMERICANS AND WHOEVER ELSE EHHEHEHHEHE ;LSDJFSFJIJFDJF;LJ
my music taste
i love taylor swift, conan gray, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter and honestly a lot of other stuff lol. also love bollywood music.
favourite books and authors
i love reading and i'm usually a really fast reader lol. i love harry potter (fuck jkr tho), kotlc, chetan bhagat books, the inheritance games, agggtm, literally all of karen m. mcmanus's books, the divergent series, pjo and hoo, lorien legacies, the selection, powerless, soc, girl in pieces, dictionary of lost words and bookbinder of jericho, all the books by amish, and a bunch of other books.
dni
idk the usual?? if u think ppl arent valid or you're literally an asshole. honestly you all can go get stuffed. idgaf
tag games and shit
yes you can absolutely tag me. i love tag games and chain asks. sometimes i may not get to doing it but i usually will and it makes me so happy when i'm tagged lol
tags
i don't post that much stuff so i don't really have mulitple tags for my posts. anything or any shitposting or thoughts will be tagged #ari's shit. for asks it's #ari gets an ask?
fandoms!
i'm literally obsessed with drarry but i'm mostly part of the marauders fandom. i'm starting to make my way through all of the marauders fics. i love love love hermitcraft. i'm an ethogirl literally who doesn't love etho?? also really into trafficblr. i literally love six of crows so much like omg. desperately trying to get through the magnus archives im only 8 years late haha i also love kotlc sm. (team foster-keefe forever!) i'm low-key in love with keefe sencen cause omg. aaaand also a bunch of other shit but those are the main ones idk bro
i'm bored and this is too long already might as well add more so here are a bunch of userboxes :D
and that's all not because i have self control but because there is a limit to images per post ššš i literally had to delete some of my aesthetic images for this soooo
all the above photos are not mine, i got them off of pintrest.
my profile pic is obviously from the makowka picrew here
the beautiful dividers are linked here. these are by @saradika-graphics she is a literal star these dividers are so good
IK THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKING LONG AND I KEEP ON ADDING SHIT MORE SHIT SO IF U ACTUALLY LIKE READ TO THE BOTTOM THIS HERE IS FOR U LMFAO ILYSM <333333
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I had a dream last night in which Dethklok released deth-eyeshadow palettes. Everyone had their own personalized palette with colors that perfectly fit them and the names for each color in the palette were given by Dethklok themselves. Some refills had funny stamps embossed in the style of each of the band members, and the cover of the packs had their faces on it.
Nathan's palette was mostly black and blood red with names like Death, Murder, Crushed Skull (the only light color there, a milky white), Guts, Hatred, Bloody Vomit, and blue-black color named Abyss.
And when he saw Pickles' palette, he grumbled for a long time that his palette is "not metal" and looked gay, because Pickles' palette didn't have a single dark color, it had a few red-orange shades, but none of them were even brutal blood red (!!!). There was a neon pink shimmer called "Glam" in memory of snakes n barrels, a bottle-green shade called "Booze". The rest of the refills was some trippy bright colors with names like "Party", "Sex on the beach", and there were also a few drug-related named shades: I remember "Acid mushroom", "bad trip" and "cocaine". It looks pretty cool tbh. But Nathan was so fucking pissed off, he was like "Pickles, what kind of gay fucked up shit you put out, it's not even brutal! Okay with Toki put out his candy pink girl shit with glitter and unicorns, 'cause that's Toki, but what's fucking wrong with you? Now, of all the deth-palettes, only mine looks metal, it's fucked up!"
Toki's palette was cute and candy-colored, just the way he likes it. Ufortunately I only remembered a few color names ā "Rainbow", "Candy Paradise" and "Magic Unicorn" and there were A LOT of glitter refills in his palette (besides Toki, only Pickles and Skwisgaar palettes had glitters in it, but even they had only one glitter per palette). The cover of the box showed Toki in a cat's body running through a rainbow like in the hamburger time song.
Murderface had the entire palette done in just yellow, ranging from regular yellow to acid yellow to a yellow with red streaks. All the shades were simply called "PISS", "PISS", "PISS", "PISS", "PISS", "ACID PISS", "BLOODY PISS", "PISS". A single black shade in the bottom right corner with the name "Self-hatred" stood out against this. The package was also done in yellow colors, a bit in the Planet Piss style.
Skwisgaar had a cold colors palette.Ā Ā There were various cold white, gray and blue colors with names like "Ice fjord", "Snow vortex", "Northern wolf", "Viking". There was also a very beautiful golden glitter named "Golden god", Skwisgaar said that it was made of real gold particles.Ā
Anyway, it's an incredibly cool concept and I woke up feeling really sad that these eyeshadow palettes don't exist in reality because I want to buy them allĀ š
Upd: forgot to add another interesting detail. Throughout the dream Exitus from Brendon Small's Galaktikon II was playing somewhere in the background (I didn't fall asleep with headphones on, the song was part of the dream and existed inside it).Ā Namely the lines from "hold my breath, look in my eyes" to "and you live, you live in your heart. And we live, we live with you". So when I woke up I had those lines running through my head.
#metalocalypse#mtl#dethklok#just something about my weird dreams#but I think itās really cool concept#so I put it on my tumblr#I would even buy a Murderface' piss palette#nope I would buy ESPECIALLY Murderface' piss palette itās fucking GREAT#Pickles' and Murderface' deth-palettes are my favourite tbh#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#toki wartooth#william murderface#dreams
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Omniscient Readers View Point Read Through
Ch 53-73
Beginning: Ch 1-10
They knew the prophets would gather here and decided to use this opportunity to wipe out those who stopped reading early.
>thatsā¦ dark
[The constellation 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon' is looking at the black flame dragon.]
>ā¦dude stop looking at his black flame dragon
"I really thought you were dead!" "But I survived."
> sigh
"In some cases, people need to be killedā¦" "Don't worry. I'll kill them for you."
>i need a Heewon in my life š
The head rolling like a toy was covered with a cloak with '1' on it. It was the 1st Apostle.
>HSY MY LOVE
You have to hold hands with me to defeat Anna Croft and the Zarathustra!"
'I am different! Yoo Joonghyuk, hold hands with me.
>hsy REALLY wants to hold yjhās hand huh
"He was a mouthy bastard."
>GASP Joonghyuk LANGUAGE
This jerk, he must think he was so cool. ā¦Honestly, he was a bit cool.
>Dokja you fucking simp he just squashed a head like it was grape
"Then try it. Is your sword faster or my tongue faster?"
>kinky
"Writing is so difficultā¦ writers are greatā¦"
>couldnāt agree more
>the way the story distinguishes between characters and ārealā people is so interesting. And kind of tragic when youāre the only one who will likely stay aware until the end
The quality was so bad that if it was serialized in Textpia, it would've bombed. But that didn't matter right now.
>lmao this is why yāall need ao3
āI see. I feel an unknown wall with hyung. I can't explain it well but I like the feeling.
>likeā¦the fourth wall or a tsundere wall?
He says that any beautiful or handsome man and woman will become concubines, while any ugly people will be killed or become slaves."
Jung Heewon frowned. "If Dokja-ssi is caught, you will become a slave."
>Lmao i adore their friendship
The character and I needed to be thinking about each other at the same time.
>does that mean yjh was thinking about kdj back when kdj was using the skill to be in his body?
ā¦that sounds wrong
anyways
"Yoo Sangah-ssi. You will be disruptive if you keep acting like this."
>Oof why did that hurt me
>ok see this is what i meant in my post about kdjās difference when describing the other characters and when describing yjh. heās literally talking the king of beauty that leaves everyone spellbound and the best he could manage was āoutstanding beauty but not his typeā and āobjectively as beautiful as Sangahā? dokja you gay ass
However, the future that Lee Sungkook knew was only near the prologue. The evolution of the current scenario surpassed the information he knew.
>how long was that prologue for this guy to have his memories till CHAPTER 62?
[The character 'Min Jiwon' shows a weak liking towards you.]
ā¦All my thoughts collapsed at this absurd message.
>honestly relatable
[ā¦There is a lingering attachment, please understand.]
"Gyebaek, let's meet in the next world."
>what is this old man yaoi.
"ā¦Won't it happen one day? If I give birth to a child, I will surely tell them what happened today."
>isā¦is dokja embracing the mpreg
What was this? I looked up and found that my limbs were tied up with magic power. It was a chrysalis-like appearance. Yoo Sangah's face was completely red.
> ā¦right. Not gonna ask whatās currently going through Sangahās head.
Everyone is the book is either kinky or gay like damn
[The character 'Cha Sangkyung' has discovered that you are a demonic enemy that shouldn't be touched.]
>Damn the foreshadowing
"Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Han Sooyoung. I am Cha Sangkyung's assistant."
>MY GIRL BOSS IS HERE
"There is someone. Someone is killing the kings!"
>my little murderous bean i missed you
A furious voice rang through the battlefield.
"Kim Dokjaā¦"
I smiled and waved towards him. A large black flag flew behind the person heading towards me.
"You cameā¦"
>adorable
"ā¦Kim Dokja!"
Yoo Joonghyuk was chasing after me at a scary speed.
>YJH: i just had such a cool entry, PAY ATTENTION TO ME
> yjh really loves saying kdjās name huh going KIM DOKJA! every three sentences
>god the little sister is just as grumpy as her brother
It was because there wasn't any king in Seoul who had more coins than me right now.
>kdj: you may be op but you forgot the power of INVESTMENT MUHAHAHAHA
The flying Yoo Joonghyuk hit a barrier, bounced in the opposite direction and hit another barrier and landed on the ground after repeating this ping-pong action five or six times.
>Iā¦dokja what the fuck š
āāā
Next- Ch 73-92
Prev: Ch 32-52
Beginning: Ch 1-10
#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv read through#the orv reading experience#orv#omniscent reader#yoo joonghyuk#orv kdj#joongdok#yoo junghyuk#orv kim dokja#orv1to100
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D6: Comedy or Tragedy (using 2023 prompt since no idea for both trips rn)
A script idea for some Dickface yuri comic in office romance comedy setting ā
[in break room at coffee machine] Murderface waiting for her coffee, visibly sulking.
Resentfully recalled yesterday when she posted a selfie on the internet and got a lot of nasty anon comments like "Try harder next time so someone might take you out" "How you survived high school with that dog faceš" "Your mom should've taught you how to do proper makeup"
Her thought bubble was dispersed by Knubbler's abrupt entrance :"Hey, dollface, if you keep looking so glum, I might start worryingāwhatās bothering you?"
Murderface was like "dollfacing ME?? for real??" but answered :"Juscht regular work schtuff, ya know, nothing worth talk about." And her coffee cup was filled.
Knubbler believed the words without questioning :"Ah, case of the Mondays. I got something specially for this. Check it out." and took out a thermos.
Murderface :"What, herbal tea? Nah I'm good."
Knubbler revealed with a grin :"Tequila, babe! May I?" and pointed to the coffee.
Murderface's eyes widened :"You drink on Monday mornings?" but still handed her the cup, staring as she poured a little spirits into coffee till the cup was full.
"Oh darling, don't you report me!" Knubbler made a dramatic sad face, "It can't be called drinking compared to what I do on Saturday nights. Speaking of that, do you have any plans this weekend? I know a place we can grab some good stuff together."
Murderface was screaming in her mind. "DID SHE JUST ASKED TO TAKE ME OUT" but tried to act cool about it :"Uh um, depends. It'sch not a date, right?"
"Well, a date between us would be against regulation and super gay," Knubbler paused, and continued as Murderface felt both relieved and disappointed, "But I'm OK to be gay and fuck the regulations!"
"I'm free throughout this weekend." This time, Murderface answered without really understanding what's her opinion on that statement was. "Damn," she can only think about "I need some new dress. And learn makeup shit. Before that day."
End
(Later she would find out Knubbler likes the way she was without any attractive-attempts)
(idk, my lady murderface strikes me as "Born to be a butch, want to be a baby girl" type...)
(Anyways! hope you still like it when it's just script no comic :))
#dickface#yuri#dick knubbler#william murderface#metalocalypse#no time to draw this :(#duty calls irl sry :((((#kloktober2024#kloktober#next prompt i draw will be D25
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Question for ya about genderbent mac and gender/sexuality performance. Assuming she would have a similar repression then coming out experience, would you change her appearance/presentation? I feel like in recent seasons mac's changed so much so I'm curious how you'd represent that in your art!
okay so! @bitseventimes made some really good points in this post about this idea already so iām kinda piggybacking.
short answer: not really? iād keep her presentation pretty in line with canon mac so sheād be rockin the tommy bahamas shirts the same seasons as him. i think my version of fem mac would have always been sorta masc except for the few occasions sheās had to put on a dress. but sheād complain about it the whole time. I think her evolving relationship with gender expression and sexuality over the seasons would be less visual and more internal/behavioral.
long answer: unfortunately i donāt think itās really possible to do a perfect 1 to 1 genderswap parallel that carries ALL the nuances of a characterās relationship queerness/gender expression while still keeping that character recognizable. so itās okay to bend the rules a little. my headcanon is that fem mac was always a tomboy but saw femininity as a shitty obligation you have to deal with once in a while for show, similar to canon macās relationship with having sex with women. i think i saw someone hc that fem mac would wear dresses to church to be closer to god and like yeah. thatās exactly it. overall her demeanor and interests and style would stay pretty close to canon mac. i think early seasons mac would feel ashamed for not being as put together as other girls and especially denise who always has perfect hair and perfect makeup and mac canāt even put eyeliner on without almost blinding herself. and that combined with repressed lesbianism would manifest into this misogynistic pick me āiām not like other girlsā mentality. sheād still have just as much cognitive dissonance as canon macāconvincing herself that dudes like natural girls better anyway but also of course denise has gotten laid so many times she always looks like a whore. and then that changes when mac comes to terms with being gay. (some of the misogyny is still there though this is itās always sunny in philadelphia). anyways she starts fully embracing the butch thing with more confidence in the later seasons because turns out bitches really dig it. but if denise wants to do her make up every once in a while she sure wonāt complain. if you really want to explore queer repression in relation to hyperfemininity itās wayyy more interesting through deniseās character and it fits really well with whats already established in canon dennis. macās performance of femininity would exist as this external factor but deniseās performance of femininity would be so much more internalized and rooted in her self worth. mac takes her heels off 15 minutes into the party because sheās impulsive and itās irritating and denise bears through the pain because if she canāt be beautiful then what is she whats the point? denise would belittle mac for not putting enough effort into her appearance but deep down she wants the strap so fucking bad would be sort of jealous of the freedom mac has with her appearance and sheād grow more and more resentful toward her in the later seasons after mac comes out.
sorry this turned into a macdennis analysis post and iāve flown way off the rails from ur ask ššš but hopefully you get what iām saying
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